hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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