did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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