Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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