what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
