Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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