Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it was like eating out sand paper
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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