when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
someone owes me an orgasm
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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