You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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