Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
