did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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