Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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