You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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