I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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