Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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