My room smells like vodka and shame
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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