no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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