Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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