If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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