You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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