google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Did you just see the Batmobile???
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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