Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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