why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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