I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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