Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
my liver is dry heaving
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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