Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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