ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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