I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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