would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
