Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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