why didn't you poke me back
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
