since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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