guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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