even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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