we made out on top of his cat.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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