I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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