We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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