theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
handjob tips. give me some.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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