OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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