Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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