Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
two words...techno handjob
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
ok first of all what the fuck
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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