return my video game
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Who died my cat blue again?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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