so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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