1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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