Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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