She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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