I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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