The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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