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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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