Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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