On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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