great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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