there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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