thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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