I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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